Keeping it real with every drink
What the FUCK do you want?
This is always our first question, and is important to both of our enjoyment. Given that you have ended up here means that you are in need of something.
It’s not just a hat, it’s a vibe. Clean lines, bold attitude, and built for the bartender who runs the show.
Raise hell, not your drink temp—this cooler keeps it chill and a little wicked.
Firsties
Enjoy 20% off your first order
Classic comfort meets cocktail attitude. This ringer tee is made to serve looks and drinks.
Perfect for your next shift, your next hangover brunch, or just flexing bartender pride on your day off.
Why am I a bitch?
Well, I never saw myself as a bitch but others have told me I can be pretty “bitchy.” So I became how others saw me, and it released me to be whoever I wanted to be…and make some money.
I’m here to bring common sense back into the conversation, and shame everyone who can’t hold their liquor.